it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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