is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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