Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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