the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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