gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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