There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
be right there i have to get my cape
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
