Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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