im drinking this country out of the recession.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I yelled at your uterus for you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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