idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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