At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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