this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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