who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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