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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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