Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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