how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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