I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize