Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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