he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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