would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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