Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We talked him into tasing himself.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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