I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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