Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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