there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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