there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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