this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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