Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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