Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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