their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
