I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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