The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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