Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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