The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I enjoy the company of your penis
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
