guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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