Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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