I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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