it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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