I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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