If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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