Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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