I've blown a few things in my day
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
