we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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