My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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