sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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