THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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