i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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