you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
areolas are like halos for boobs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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