So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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