Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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