I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
