We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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