Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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