it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
They have beer where we have blood.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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