so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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