Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Randomize
