There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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