Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
