Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
