"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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