so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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